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Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh,

Things to do while waiting for your hair-dye/henna/deep treatment/hair-whatever to set it:

--chase your daughter around the apartment like crazy people
--dance to your own embarassment and your daughter´s delight
--eat fruit
--kiss away all the stuffed animal´s wawas.
--let your daughter clean the bathroom walls with a dry sponge
--drink large amounts of cola to help improve caffeine intake
--watch MASH or the A-Team
--decide how dark you want to go with the tanning lotion
--massage daughter´s constipated belly with olive oil or baby oil
--decide what´s for dinner
--clean up the mess you made in the bathroom

Fi aman Allah,

Katherine